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April 30th, 2011

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Do you have what it takes to survive in today’s cut-throat, fashion-forward society?Think a yearly bleaching is nearly enough to keep your cavities looking sharp at The Hollywood Functions?

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Our VAJAZZLE YOUR ANUS specialists are fully-credentialed, professional cosmetologists each with 2+ years of experience in adhesive body-bead work and 1+ years’ experience at an anal beauty apprenticeship or equivalent program. You can trust that your anus will be in safe, non-judgmental hands.

We have a variety of designs to offer, including:ButterflyTribalsMotorcyclePortraiture (passport-sized photograph required)and many, many more

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Don’t take it from us! Check out what some of our recent clients had to say when we VAJAZZLED THEIR ANUS:

“When my husband got back from his fourth tour of duty in Iraq, I wanted to surprise him with something special. He’s already taken my brown flower, but I have never seen a look on his face like the one I saw when I showed him what I did to myself!”

-Cindy from Westchester, NY

“my boyfriend had been pestering me to try anal sex, but I wanted to wait until the right time. after getting my anus vajazzled, I knew I was ready. When he found the rhinestone Chinese characters hidden in my cheeks (“Love, the eternal butterfly”) , he thought it was so neat he almost didn’t want to disturb the beautiful deisgn! (almost!). Best of all, I came back the next day and VAJAZZLE MY ANUS rinsed off and realigned my beads at no extra cost!”-Joyce, Brooklyn, NY

“my life partner has always had a fantasy of receiving oral and anal sex simultaneously from the same person. Because this is physically impossible, on our anniversary I decided to do the next best thing: I got my own face vajazzled onto my anus, so that now when he makes love to my backside, he is making love to a bejeweled rendering of my mouth as well.”-Hector, Queen, NY

Your anus is an extension of you, and you are your own person, you, a person of THIS Earth. so express your EARTH individuality, and surround your anus in rhinestones.

Regular VAJAZZLE YOUR ANUS package: $75 (includes anal shaving)

$200 VIP PACKAGE INCLUDES:

-Two glasses of Verve Cliquot-Complimentary anal massage by our trained staff-Anal shaving-Choice of Swarovski anal crystal-A digitally insertable non-toxic colon capsules that will turn any gaseous release into a sensuous explosion of glitter-Take-home “VAJAZZLE MY ANUS” DVD so you and your loved ones can relive your vajazzling experience time and time again!

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