LH Confidential

February 12th, 2012

Feb 10 2012 by Lorraine Howard, Irvine Herald

I WAS surprised when I wandered around Sally’s Salon Services in Irvine the other day.

I like to pop in to admire the fake hair and the huge collection of shampoos.

But my eyes were drawn to some sparkly jewels hanging next to the till.

It turns out they were Vajazzle jewels.

Now, this is a phenomenon made popular by reality show the only way Is Essex and involves your lady parts being bespangled with crystals.

I have to say, in terms of beauty experiments I am up for trying anything but this does not really appeal to me.

Excuse me if I get intimate for a moment but I have a lot of questions about this procedure.

I mean, you would have to be smooth as a baby’s bum and fair enough it may be for a day but I reckon it wouldn’t be long before the dreaded stubble started to grow back and the jewels would lose their sparkle.

I also think some things like Vajazzles on that region of your body are a waste of time. again, it could just be because I have a tummy but I would have to breathe in and hold a mirror at a jaunty angle to see the sparkling Vajazzle at its best. really, is it worth the effort?

And then there’s the whole pant situation. I have another vision of the jewels catching on underwear or going to the loo and being left with a trail of crystals at your feet.

Perhaps I am being a prude, maybe this is the most exciting development since the Brazilian wax.

But I think it’s one diamond I won’t be wishing for this Valentine’s Day.

LH Confidential

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