Celebrity Big Brother verdict: Will Tara Reid touch down on planet Earth any time soon?

September 3rd, 2011

There’s something about Kerry Katona (Pic:Ch5)

No mr Sheen. who needs him? The place is spotless.

But two-headed monster Jedward, Kerry Katona and Co did the business as Celebrity Big Brother switched to Channel 5… and attracted a bumper ­audience of more than five million.

Questions: Will Tara Reid touch down on planet Earth any time soon? Will Paddy “be locky” Doherty ever master the English language? Will ­someone please tell Baywatch biddy Pamela Hasselhoff-Bach she’s a little past her prime?

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But here come the housemates…

“People know me most for The only way Is Essex,” said Amy Childs, who isn’t known for anything else.

“I’m Bobby Sabel,” boomed Bobby Sabel, who isn’t known for anything.

“People probably know me most for being the ex-alcoholic who posed in a bed sheet and is married to the Speaker,” purred pert politico Sally Bercow. quite a CV.

Final points… a decent start by new host Brian ­Dowling. less shouty than Davina. who isn’t? Bit On The side pregnant presenter Emma Willis is nice but not funny. and former bloke “style” guru Lauren ­Harries is a vajazzle joke too far.

Lastly… don’t share the bath Jedward. You’re 19.

Celebrity Big Brother verdict: Will Tara Reid touch down on planet Earth any time soon?

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